That Dr. Batenfurter is fuckin' wierd, man.
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Sex and Grammar
Yes, this makes two grammar posts in a row. Deal with it.
For all my grammatically correct friends.
On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.
The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, ‘This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say ’1-2-3.’ When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want.”
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, “How do I stop the medicine from working?”
“Your partner must say ’1-2-3-4,’” he responded, “but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.”
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, “1-2-3!” Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, “What was the 1-2-3 for?”
That, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
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For all my grammatically correct friends.
On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.
The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, ‘This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say ’1-2-3.’ When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want.”
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, “How do I stop the medicine from working?”
“Your partner must say ’1-2-3-4,’” he responded, “but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.”
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, “1-2-3!” Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, “What was the 1-2-3 for?”
That, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
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If You Use 2 Spaces After a Period, You're Doing It Wrong.
This is for all my teachers who told me to use a double space after a period. The perpetuation of ignorance.
To read full article click here
To read full article click here
The Story of Menstruation?
Did you know Disney made a movie in 1946 titled "The Story of Menstruation?" Information is power.
Friday, February 25, 2011
This Can't Be Real
If it is, someone should seriously find out where they live, go to their house, slap them in the face and say, "NO!"
Oh, wait. There's more.
Oh, wait. There's more.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Old Bastards Fight to the Death!
I hope I can still wield my lightsaber when I'm that age! Who am I kidding, I'm not gonna live that long.
Come at Me, Bro!
Somehow I think this dude would get punched in the face if he ever said this for real.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
My Eyeballs Just Exploded
Well, I stared at this Epic Zelda Painting too long, and now my keyboard is braille, because I went blind from too much awesome. Please click the link at the bottom to see it HUGE!
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Slave Leia Awesome!!! Cosplay of the Day
Today's Cosplay is brought to you by the letters T and A. This boobtacular Leia Cosplay was done by Hydraworx
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Now I Can Make Things in the Shape of Han Solo and R2-D2
Monday, February 21, 2011
So Wrong, But So Right
I know. I'm an asshole. I could not stop laughing. Then I saw the auto-tuned version and about pissed myself.
Jackass! (Kenny Rogers Style)
My younger doppleganger made me watch this today. I never saw it before today, and now I am wondering how I have survived this long without seeing it. All those years of not having this in my life, I consider them wasted.
Facts About The Enchanted Tiki Room
Head on over to Neatorama and check out the history and little known facts about the Enchanted Tiki Room at Disneyland. If you're a Disney fan like I am, you'll probably find it interesting. Also, there are links at the bottom to facts about other Disney fan favorite attractions.
Lying Bitch
For Great Justice?
20 years for not even performing the song in front of the children. People edit in audiences all the time. How can there be an impact on the kids if they weren't even there?
Also, why is it OK to do it on television, but not Youtube? Isn't this pretty much the same thing?
Also, why is it OK to do it on television, but not Youtube? Isn't this pretty much the same thing?
Magic Mushroom FTW!
I still think the other Mario Kart IRL video I posted was funnier, but this is so well made, I had to put it up. Enjoy.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I don't even know where to begin. There are so many things wrong with this picture that I can't even comment on anything because I would feel like I was leaving too many things out. Seriously, let's have a comment contest. Go.
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Sunday, February 20, 2011
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Anti-duck Face
Girls, this is not a good look. If you want to laugh at more pictures, go to http://antiduckface.com/
I Can't Do It Captain! There's Not Enough Powerrrrrrr!!!
Well, it's official. We are one step closer to that galaxy far, far away. Scientists have developed a laser absorbing "shield" that would effectively protect you from a trigger-happy robot assassin. When the robot apocalypse finally occurs, these will be invaluable to the resistance. Save us John Connor.
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Friday, February 18, 2011
77 Degrees of Stupid
A friend of mine just posted this on her Facebook to highlight the wonderful weather. Unfortunately, she posted it and took the picture while driving 60mph. Sorry, women but this is not helping the "female driver" stereotype.
Cosplay of the Day
For all of you that were wondering who the girl was in the last post, why it's the lovely Ms. Mars of course. Head on over to her Flickr page if you want more. Here she is as Queen Etherea from The Venture Brothers.
Beatbox Battle
Alright folks, it's a battle! Vote on the winner in the comments.
I think they're both extremely talented!
I think they're both extremely talented!
Thursday, February 17, 2011
I Thought I Told You To... YEAH WHATEVA!!!
I know this is pretty old, but if you've never seen it you need to let your eyeballs absorb some awesome.
This World is Crazy
What sort of nonsense is this? We live in a world where Justin Beiber has a 3D movie. Did I miss something? Who the hell decided that was a good idea?
Visit IMDb
Visit IMDb
The New Hotness
If you haven't bought the new Roots/JL album, get out from under that rock and cop it!!! Download it here
Hot.
Do you like gorgeous women wearing tight clothes performing Street Fighter type finishing moves? No? I guess I don't know you very well after all.
Mos Eisley Stitching
If only this would have been hanging in the Cantina, maybe Han and Greedo wouldn't have been so quick to reach for their blasters.
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Killer Deer!!!
So, at first I thought this was the Chuck Norris of deer, but apparently this is what happens when they shed the velvet on their antlers. The beauty of nature...
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Felicia Day to Star in Web Series Dragon Age
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Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Since We're on the Subject
ThinkGeek :: Tauntaun Sleeping Bag
For those cold nights on Hoth. And you thought they smelled bad on the outside...
ARC Troopers
This is my favorite portion of Star Wars ever. It is from Cartoon Network's "Clone Wars" by Genndy Tartakovsky which was created in 2003. I love how he makes them so badass with hardly any talking. Brilliant.
Amazon Kindle
Alright, if you still don't have a Kindle, you need to get one. They are awesome for storing your illegally downloaded books. Legally, I should probably say I don't mean that. So I will! Don't pirate stuff, it's bad.
Disney Star Wars Weekends 2011
The event features one of the galaxy’s largest gatherings of Star Wars characters all around the theme park, offering photo and autograph opportunities (Even Jackass Binks). There are special Star Wars parades, trivia challenges, Jedi Training Academy,
The new Star Tours experience will be opening as well, which should be pretty awesome. They've implemented this new technology know as 3-D. I don't know what that stands for, but I'm sure it's gonna be great.
Hope to see you there!!!
Well, Here It Is
Alright Intarwebz, I is here. For all three of you that asked me to create a blog to capture the hilarity that is John, it has finally arrived. I was going to have a launch party, but Anna Nicole Smith never replied. As we all know, you can't have a party without ANS.
For anyone wondering what this page will bring to your life, I can assure you anal rape isdefinitely probably not going to be on the list. I really want to share my geekdom with everyone. Go ahead, embrace the geek inside you.
Thanks for viewing, and here's to a long internet relationship!
For anyone wondering what this page will bring to your life, I can assure you anal rape is
Thanks for viewing, and here's to a long internet relationship!
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